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Ok so. If you can't think of a creative name for a business, two of the defaults are to name it after the town you're in (i.e. Stoneham Ford) or name it after the street your on (i.e. Main Street Ford). But if your business is on a street like this, wellllllll maybe you should put a little more effort into coming up with something creative.</description>			</item>						<item>			<title>Very Long Bridge</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=240</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">6d6251cc</guid>			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:11:49 EDT</pubDate>			<description>Train's can't do steep hills. So the bridge to get up over the river and into NYC is super long. And pretty tall too. It was more dramatic in person.</description>			</item>						<item>			<title>Why Didn't These Two People Just Call Each Other???</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=239</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">18ec57d9</guid>			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:09:31 EDT</pubDate>			<description>I saw these two &quot;signs&quot; (if you want to call them that) on a telephone pole in Baltimore. It cracked me up. One of those signs was put up with the other one already there. They really should call each other.</description>			</item>						<item>			<title>Scammers Are Getting Lazier</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=233</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">ce3addf6</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:46:46 EDT</pubDate>			<description>It used to be that when I tricked a scammer into sending me a fake money order, they'd send me one impressive forgery. Now adays, the junk they send is such low quality crap. Even if your job is being a useless piece of shit, the metaphorical asshole of society, you should still take some pride in your work. This fake payment looks so bad in person, it's about as bad as the incredibly lazy paypal emails they send. </description>			</item>						<item>			<title>Sesame Street Hard Core Gangta Rap</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=232</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">79271cf2</guid>			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:40:27 EDT</pubDate>			<description>I'm not 100% sure. But I am like 95% sure. ...that this is my favorite youtube video, ever. Ever ever ever. And that includes all the video I'm in on there. </description>			</item>						<item>			<title>OMG Dude Be A Man, Get A Real Trailer</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=230</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">171c9efb</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:37:48 EDT</pubDate>			<description>I could tow this thing with my mountain bike!!</description>			</item>						<item>			<title>Does Jesus Love My Ca$h?</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=229</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">c42d4e0b</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:38:13 EDT</pubDate>			<description>So, by the transitive property, does jesus love my cash? </description>			</item>						<item>			<title>Big Waves, Fun Day!</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=226</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">79900133</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:17:19 EDT</pubDate>			<description>Went for an awesome boat ride today. It was very windy out, so by the time I got out into the harbor, I was hitting some big waves. Big for a little boat like this anyway. I killed the motor and drifted around getting shaken up while I ate lunch out there. It was a pretty awesome day. I just need to get new seats and I'll be golden!</description>			</item>						<item>			<title>I Want One</title>			<link>http://www.johnmasone.com/article.php?id=225</link>			<guid isPermaLink="false">a0b6423e</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:09:40 EDT</pubDate>			<description>A tree crane. I want one. No, I don't have any trees to take down. But I still want one.</description>			</item>			</channel></rss>
